You know you've made it when... #1

You know you've made it when people start to pirate your work... particularly when they give you rave reviews:
":winnah:I advised it to all my friends. It is the best thing ever read."
"I like it! It's interesting, sophisticated and excellent."
"Forget everything you've read earlier That was nothing in comparison with this great book!"
"The best masterpiece I've ever read!"
"It has to be in every flat!"
"Firstly, you will be smiling then you will be crying and don't say you haven't been told!"
This seems to be a German group (which might account for some random Germans I met in Europe who had actually read my book - and were fans!).

I don't know whether to be outraged or flattered!  And I seriously don't get the "free" thing - not when Amazon has dropped the Kindle price to $4.80...